Paris released. So what took ya so long?

Paris served three days in jail.

That was supposed to be 23.

That was supposed to be 45.

She got time off for good behavior.

How do you get time off for good behavior when you haven't even gotten there yet?

I still held out a bit of hope that it wasn't true. You know, the thing
about there being two versions of the law, ones for the haves, and another for the have nots.

Of course some would say a DUI shouldn't have put anyone in jail, and it was only done to set an example to those crazy rich "It" girls.

I don't know. I'm not really sure I care, but the best quote about the situation goes to my husband.

"It's not for us to be upset. You know who should be pissed?
Martha Stewart and Lil Kim.